Awake & Unreal
August 2012
I can't wait for my highschool reunion
- Popular girl: I'm married to a doctor!
- Popular girl 2: I'm married to a lawyer!
- Popular boy: I married a model!
- Me: Well I married One Direction. Look at me now, motherfuckers
the camera just turned on by itself i’m not a model
- Friend: Why don't you have a boyfriend?
- Me: Because I'm a hot pot of rice who don't need no side dish.
WHJY CANT NIALL
JUST FUCKING STOP
AND GO SIT AT HOME
PLAYING HIS GUITAR
AWAY FROM CAMERAS
AND LIKE
FUCK YOU FOR BEING SO SEXY AND
BITCH
CUNT
WHY CANT YOU BE MINE
UGH
a very rare childhood picture of louis and zayn
